VELOCIRAPTOR'S NAME IS VELOCIRAPTOR.
UNCANNILY ENOUGH VELOCIRAPTOR IS ALSO VELOCIRAPTOR DINOSAUR.
ONE OF THESE.
PICTURE NO IS SELFIE BUT AT LEAST VELOCIRAPTOR HAVE SUFFICIENT ARM LENGTH TO TAKE SELIFE
UNLIKE CERTAIN DINOSAUR VELOCIRAPTOR KNOWS
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ONE DAY VELOCIRAPTOR THINK TO SELF, "HEY, WHY VELOCIRAPTOR NO HAVE BLOG? VELOCIRAPTOR IS VERY INTERESTING DINOSAUR, PERHAPS INTERNET WISH TO KNOW WHAT VELOCIRAPTOR THINK OF CURRENT EVENTS AND POLITICAL ISSUES."
"AFTER ALL, VELOCIRAPTOR AT LEAST AS QUALIFIED IN CURRENT EVENTS AND POLITICAL ISSUES AS HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES, AND WHOLE WORLD WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY THINK."
VELOCIRAPTOR JUST WANT INTERNET MEAT-MONKEYS TO KNOW THAT VELOCIRAPTOR CARES.
ANY INTERNET MEAT-MONKEYS THAT ARE WISHING TO CONTACT VELOCIRAPTOR MAY DO SO BY THE MASHING PHALANGES ON KEYBOARD IN COHERENT STRINGS OF LETTERS.
UNTIL TOMORROW, I LEAVE INTERNET MEAT-MONKEYS WITH WISE WORDS THAT VELOCIRAPTOR'S FATHER TELL TO VELOCIRAPTOR WHEN VERY LITTLE.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
-FATHER OF VELOCIRAPTOR
GOODNIGHT
